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white people walk in front of this and a trapdoor immediately opens up dropping them into the Rancor pit
You get an email from “Bear”. Just Bear. The subject line is “Just Imagine”. You open it and it is a picture of a salmon and nothing else
Except you don’t need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be “good”.
These are two middle-aged men who probably haven’t had any experience kissing someone they love, so they’re obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.
I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.
is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality
actually i never experience negative consequences due to procrastination. i am occasionally blighted by god for unknowable reasons though